You’re getting older and there are some things you don’t know about. We know there are lots of rumors. People talk. Kids at school. But it’s time you hear how babies are made.
No, we’re not talking about sex. That’s gross. Get your mind out of the gutter.
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE REAL WAY BABIES ARE MADE.
We’re talking about babies, silly. And where they come from.
Since we’re dads, we can tell you the real story. And we have the photographic proof…
Class is now in session.
Step 1: Insertion 1 of 7Insert hose in appropriate opening. A proper seal is key.
Step 2: Wait 2 of 7Waiting is necessary to ensure proper fill-times.
Step 3: Comfort 3 of 7Find a comfortable position. Belly may expand.
Step 4: Tight Clothes 4 of 7Clothes may become tight. Beware of blast radius. Proceed with caution.
Step 5: Boom 5 of 7Boom.
Step 6: Catch 6 of 7Practice catching sacks of flower before babysplosion. This is vital to success.
Step 7: Celebrate 7 of 7Congratulations on a job well done!
Photos by Patrice Laroche
Feel enlightened yet? That’s what we thought. Spread the word to all your friends.
The truth is out there.
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