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I Bet I Got Better Black Friday Deals Than You Did

After my kids and I got the Thanksgiving dinner all cleaned up and the leftovers put away, we shot some zombies, then watched a couple movies. In fact, Savannah and I stayed up until 2:00am watching movies. So, today while all the deranged people were fighting with the rest of humanity over bargain-priced electronics, I was sleeping in my nice, toasty, comfy bed. No one banged their cart into my ankles. No one grabbed the last 3-pronged thingamawhoozit out of my hands. I didn’t stand in any lines for hours. I wasn’t arrested for cutting in line. No one threatened to stab me. I didn’t inhale a cloud of pepper spray. I didn’t witness anyone getting trampled.

The whole concept of Black Friday just rubs me the wrong way. Somehow, the celebration of Christ’s birth has been reduced to a competitive sport, in which all rules of civilized behavior (and many laws) are out the window. It’s like a water polo game – no blood, no foul as long as you score (the hottest toy of the season for $20.00 off).

Although watching humanity being reduced to the lowest life form is always appealing, I opted to spend the day being thankful for our gorgeous Florida weather. My kids and I went to Blue Spring State Park to see the manatees. Then we had a picnic of Thanksgiving leftovers. Not wanting to call it a day yet, we decided to drive over to the beach and enjoy the ocean.

In the end, I think I scored some of the BEST deals out there today!

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  • SCENERY 1 of 6
    SCENERY
    I also nabbed the opportunity to see some beautiful scenery. The kids and I decided this reminded us of the Chicago River on St. Patrick's Day. Cost? FREE!
  • MANATEES 2 of 6
    MANATEES
    I got to see dozens of endangered (and adorable) manatees up close for FREE!
  • OCEAN BREEZE 3 of 6
    OCEAN BREEZE
    This was an amazing deal! We saw the ocean, heard the waves crash, smelled the salt air, AND felt the lovely breeze! It was a 4 for the price of 1 deal and the total came out to - FREE!
  • SEAGULL 4 of 6
    SEAGULL
    I scored this awesome picture of a seagull and it didn't cost me a dime!
  • SUN 5 of 6
    SUN
    We felt the warmth of the sun on our faces. I would've happily paid full-price for this, but I got it on sale for FREE!
  • SMILES 6 of 6
    SMILES
    The best deals of the day were the smiles and the laughter of me and my kids! Cost? Absolutely FREE!

To read more from Dawn, check out her hilarious books Because I Said So (and other tales from a less-than-perfect parent) and You’ll Lose the Baby Weight (and other lies about pregnancy and childbirth) here!

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