Last week I wrote a piece about my kid and how he likes wonder aloud about licking things. For example, his penis. And I thought I was alone in this kind of incident, stranded out at sea with a shipmate who has plenty of unintentionally raunchy things to say and no shame whatsoever.
But it turns out (thank you, Lord) that quite a few of you other parents are in this boat with me. And honestly, it has restored my faith in humanity. Or, well, humanity’s interest in their junk. Below is a little slideshow of some of the best — er — worst things our kids have said to us.
(Note: None of the children in the slideshow are the actual children who said any of these things, although I’m pretty sure they’ve said SOMETHING that’s made their parents want to die a little.)
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