Holiday photos can be bad in a lot of ways; goofy facial expressions, twitchy smiles, a thumb in the frame, a hairdo that’s honestly a hairdon’t (or hairnever). These things just don’t come anywhere near cutting it though, if you want to win Gold in the crappy holiday photo Olympics!
Why would you want embarrassing moments of you looking terrible preserved in a photo? Oh please.
Did you miss the memo? BAD is the new GOOD. “Normal” photos that are “high-quality” and “pleasant to look at” are soooooo yesterday. Sheesh!
Plus, years from now, instead of gazing teary-eyed at old photos and whimpering about how great you once looked, instead you’ll feel like a bazillion bucks!
However, just like any art or skill, for some it comes easy. For so many others, getting wickedly bad holiday photos takes intense study and practice. To capture really terrible “family secret” holiday memories, worthy of both Internet ridicule and delight, have a look at these examples of people doing them so bad, they’re good.
So there! Whatever that was. There it was. Now you too are well on your way to amazingly bad holiday photos that can get stolen from your family albums, scanned and uploaded onto the Internet!
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