I am a time wasting expert. For example, prior to typing this I spent an hour trying to decide what to write about. Should I tell the story of how hilarious it is when your children don’t know the difference between the words “grind” and “groin” or should I tell you about how I ended up sitting next to one of the guys from that 5 people one guitar video on the airplane?
This was a real dilemma, the first story would involve explaining Soul Coughing lyrics, pointing at crotches and reiterating the fact that I let my children listen to totally inappropriate music for second graders and the airplane story can pretty much be told in one sentence and is probably a better fit for twitter than Babble.
Don’t worry. I figured it all out. I went with Option C.
My third idea (and the one you are all stuck with) is sharing with you a glimpse into my soul.
The Top 8 Ways I Waste Time
This doesn’t include all of my strange and magical time sucks. Being both lazy and unable to sit still has forced me to create new ways to spend my day. When I was a kid and had to kill time on long car trips I invented a game I could play on a regular calculator. I could teach it to you, but you have to be in a car because it involves street signs.
I fear I’ve said to much.
Now it is your turn. How do you waste time?