Previous Post Next Post

Babble Voices

With

Stefanie Wilder Taylor

Connect with Stefanie

Stefanie Wilder-Taylor is the host of Parental Discretion on NickMom as well as the author of four books including Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay and Naptime Is the New Happy Hour. She also hosts the podcast For Crying Out Loud.

Brought to you by

Sesame Street Remix

By Stefanie Wilder Taylor |

After watching Sesame Street as a kid, going through a ton of episodes with Elby and then again with Sadie and Matilda, I’m ready for them to shake things up a bit. I’m ready for a very special episode of Sesame Street:

-Cookie Monster must face an intervention for his obsessive cookie eating. After being told that “everyone here on Sesame Street loves you like crazy and just wants you to get better,” Cookie agrees to go to a 30-day in-patient treatment center in Palm Springs, CA. Four days after completing treatment, he relapses on a box on Nilla Wafers.

-Thanks to Cialis, Mr. Noodle finally gets al dente.

-Ernie and Bert realize their lifelong dream of adopting twin Chinese baby girls. They name them Esther and Babs. Although the children are not biological, Esther loves baths and Babs loves pigeons.

-Dorothy finally gets out of Elmo’s shadow when she leaves Sesame Street to star in her own VH1 reality show, “Fishbowl of Love.”

-What’s the Word on the Street? Clit.

-Oscar the Grouch finds a bootleg prescription for Wellbutrin, moves out of his trash can into a phat new dumpster and gets a job working for the DMV.

-After listening to Elmo refer to himself in the third person for almost three decades, Snuffleupagus hands him a long overdue trunk whipping.

-The letter Q suffers a massive stroke, after a long period of rehabilitation, he returns to the alphabet determined to teach children about the dangers of high cholesterol.

-Gordon is falsely accused of sexual harassment by a greedy, litigious puppet. He hires Gloria Allred to represent him. Eventually he is cleared of the charges but is forever followed by a dark cloud of doubt.

-In the tear jerking show finale, Big Bird unwittingly brings in an anti-viral resistant strain of Avian flu creating a fatal pandemic throughout Sesame Street.

Want more from me on Babble? Try 11 Things You’d Judge About My Parenting or Are You Down With PPP?

Follow me on  Twitter, Please! Come on! Give a sistah a little love!

Check out my personal blog Baby On Bored

More on Babble

About Stefanie Wilder Taylor

babyonbored

Stefanie Wilder Taylor

Stefanie Wilder-Taylor is the host of Parental Discretion on NickMom as well as the author of four books including Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay and Naptime Is the New Happy Hour. She also hosts the podcast For Crying Out Loud. Read bio and latest posts → Read Stefanie's latest posts →

« Go back to Babble Voices

Use a Facebook account to add a comment, subject to Facebook's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Your Facebook name, profile photo and other personal information you make public on Facebook (e.g., school, work, current city, age) will appear with your comment. Comments, together with personal information accompanying them, may be used on Babble.com and other Babble media platforms. Learn More.

3 thoughts on “Sesame Street Remix

  1. Rebecca says:

    I love it that Mr Noodle gets Al Dente.

  2. stella says:

    Hilarious, Stephanie.
    As a mom whose toddler watches religiously, I totally appreciate your spin on it and it gave me a good laugh this afternoon. Love it.

  3. twitter search says:

    Hello There. I found your weblog the usage of msn. This is a really neatly written article. I will make sure to bookmark it and come back to read more of your useful info. Thanks for the post. I’ll definitely return.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *.

Previous Post Next Post