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The Top 10 Secrets Kids Tell Each Other. You will be shocked!

 

Your kids talk to each other. They whisper. You don’t always know what they’re saying. Would you like to?

Well, you’ve come to the right place. After years of research, countless hours of listening to recordings from the hidden microphones in your house totally legitimate recording sources, I’m finally willing to share my results with you.

So, here are the Top 10 Secrets Your Kids Tell Each Other.


  • “You were adopted.” 1 of 10
    "You were adopted."
    Someone has to break it to him.
  • “Being a geek is only going to be cool for another 5 years. Better get your D&D on now.” 2 of 10
    "Being a geek is only going to be cool for another 5 years. Better get your D&D on now."
    We're in a geek bubble, right?
  • “Santa is going to bring you a new mom.” 3 of 10
    "Santa is going to bring you a new mom."
    Way to lie to your brother, kid. Santa doesn't like him that much.
  • “I love you. Ha! You should totally see your face right now.” 4 of 10
    "I love you. Ha! You should totally see your face right now."
    Who knew kids learned how to troll so young?
  • “You will never be an astronaut.” 5 of 10
    "You will never be an astronaut."
    Thanks for having no money left, NASA.
  • “Everything you see, eat, or do will give you cancer.” 6 of 10
    "Everything you see, eat, or do will give you cancer."
    Even eating spinach? Especially eating spinach.
  • “By the time you’re 18, it will cost you half a million dollars to go to college.” 7 of 10
    "By the time you're 18, it will cost you half a million dollars to go to college."
    You're going to need a bigger piggy bank.
  • “You have Dad’s eyes. He was an organ donor.” 8 of 10
    "You have Dad's eyes. He was an organ donor."
    Ew. Well, at least he was a giver.
  • “Mom didn’t even think about going back to work until YOU were born.” 9 of 10
    "Mom didn't even think about going back to work until YOU were born."
    Every parent has a least favorite.
  • “Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.” 10 of 10
    "Bruce Willis was dead the whole time."
    What the? SPOILER ALERT!.
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