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Things Moms Don't Say

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When you live with small children, you quickly hear yourself say things that just. don’t. make. sense. Things like “You can’t take your ukulele in the bathtub.”

Every mom has her own repertoire of crazy quotes, but do we all have things we just don’t say?

Do you ever say this…?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What about this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you the only one who loves to blow up eleventy-billion balloons?

If you have older kids and teens, you will love the pictures with my oldest guy in the slideshow below. Enjoy!

 


  • Sure, the Internet is safe. 1 of 8
    Sure, the Internet is safe.
  • I love waiting at the pediatrician’s office for hours! 2 of 8
    I love waiting at the pediatrician's office for hours!
  • Please scream in unison. 3 of 8
    Please scream in unison.
  • Who needs sleep? 4 of 8
    Who needs sleep?
  • iPhone? Nah, I never want to hold my PRECIOUS IPHONE! 5 of 8
    iPhone? Nah, I never want to hold my PRECIOUS IPHONE!
  • My arms never get tired. 6 of 8
    My arms never get tired.
  • If your friends all jumped off a bridge….. 7 of 8
    If your friends all jumped off a bridge.....
  • Who cares about nutrition? 8 of 8
    Who cares about nutrition?

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