There are wonderful things about having a baby.
Their amazing perfection.
The stunning realization that this little person makes you want to be more than you were.
THE SHOES!!! ZOMG!!
And then they grow.
And they talk.
And they do THINGS.
And they make YOU do things!
I’ll tell you there are great reasons to have kids AND great reasons to not have any more.
This is THE TOP 10 REASONS I GOT MY TUBES TIED.
THE PUBERTY YEARS 1 of 10acne, hormones, things growing and changing *sigh*
KID’S TV 2 of 10I'm pretty sure when I die that the afterlife will include non-stop reruns of "ICarly"
JUSTIN BEIBER 3 of 10David Cassidy, Chachi, Luke Perry, Ryan Reynolds....and Justin....it just seems wrong.
DRIVING LESSONS 4 of 10as driver's ed looms on the horizon so do many pitchers of margaritas
THE SEX TALK 5 of 10LALALALALALAICAN'THEARYOULALALALALAL
VIDEO GAMES 6 of 10it's awesome to know in case the zombie apocalypse EVER HAPPENS my kids are trained with assault rifles and surface-to-air missiles
CHICKEN NUGGETS 7 of 10no matter how phenomenal the recipe or how excellent the food, it will never compare to frozen chicken nuggets
PERSON HYGEINE 8 of 10DEODORANT = FRIEND
LAUNDRY 9 of 10clothing math: 3 kids x 7 days of the week = elevety bajillion loads of laundry
SHOPPING 10 of 10I'm pretty sure that Jesus had the choice of turning water into wine or finding shoes with a 10yo.