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TOP 10 Reasons I Got My Tubes Tied

There are wonderful things about having a baby.

Their amazing perfection.

The stunning realization that this little person makes you want to be more than you were.

THE SHOES!!! ZOMG!!

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And then they grow.

And they talk.

And they do THINGS.

And they make YOU do things!

I’ll tell you there are great reasons to have kids AND great reasons to not have any more.

This is THE TOP 10 REASONS I GOT MY TUBES TIED.

  • THE PUBERTY YEARS 1 of 10
    THE PUBERTY YEARS
    acne, hormones, things growing and changing *sigh*
  • KID’S TV 2 of 10
    KID'S TV
    I'm pretty sure when I die that the afterlife will include non-stop reruns of "ICarly"
  • JUSTIN BEIBER 3 of 10
    JUSTIN BEIBER
    David Cassidy, Chachi, Luke Perry, Ryan Reynolds....and Justin....it just seems wrong.
  • DRIVING LESSONS 4 of 10
    DRIVING LESSONS
    as driver's ed looms on the horizon so do many pitchers of margaritas
  • THE SEX TALK 5 of 10
    THE SEX TALK
    LALALALALALAICAN'THEARYOULALALALALAL
  • VIDEO GAMES 6 of 10
    VIDEO GAMES
    it's awesome to know in case the zombie apocalypse EVER HAPPENS my kids are trained with assault rifles and surface-to-air missiles
  • CHICKEN NUGGETS 7 of 10
    CHICKEN NUGGETS
    no matter how phenomenal the recipe or how excellent the food, it will never compare to frozen chicken nuggets
  • PERSON HYGEINE 8 of 10
    PERSON HYGEINE
    DEODORANT = FRIEND
  • LAUNDRY 9 of 10
    LAUNDRY
    clothing math: 3 kids x 7 days of the week = elevety bajillion loads of laundry
  • SHOPPING 10 of 10
    SHOPPING
    I'm pretty sure that Jesus had the choice of turning water into wine or finding shoes with a 10yo.

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