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10 eCards Showcase Passive Aggressive Parents and Babies at their Most Sarcastic

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What, you've never thought that?

There’s no question that babies exude sunshine and roses, and their moms and dads are all goddesses and saints.

But it’s hard to argue that sometimes we don’t want to put blinders on to block the glare from the sun and plug our noses to snuff out the stench of the roses, and our babies want to call social services because maybe we’re not as goddess-like and saintly as we like to think we are.

And for those moments, there are Blunt Cards and Someecards. Here are 10 that sum up those moments  — for babies and parents alike:

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  • Bad mother 1 of 10
    Bad mother
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
    Image credit: Blunt Card
  • Having kids reminded me why I didn’t want to have kids 2 of 10
    Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids
    No offense.
    Image credit: Someecards
  • I love you slightly more than I love Dad 3 of 10
    I love you slightly more than I love Dad
    And this is supposed to be a surprise to whom, exactly?
    Image credit: Someecards
  • I hate your baby 4 of 10
    I hate your baby
    Just remember that love and hate are partners in crime. At least I didn't say I was indifferent towards your baby.
    Image credit: Blunt Card
  • It’s so cute when the baby thinks its going to steal attention from us 5 of 10
    It's so cute when the baby thinks its going to steal attention from us
    Why video baby monitors were invented.
    Image credit: Someecards
  • Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster 6 of 10
    Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
    You're quite welcome.
    Image credit: Someecards
  • People have babies all the time. Get over it. 7 of 10
    People have babies all the time. Get over it.
    Some are cuter and better than others, of course. But I'm not naming any names.
    Except mine.
    Image credit: Blunt Card
  • I hope you receive the same attention as you demanded on the day of your birth. 8 of 10
    I hope you receive the same attention as you demanded on the day of your birth.
    Drama queen.
    Image credit: Someecards
  • Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me 9 of 10
    Dad, you've always been like a father to me
    Keep up the good work.
    Image credit: Someecards
  • I’m kind of over this baby 10 of 10
    I'm kind of over this baby
    Don't worry; chances are it'll pass.
    Image credit: Blunt Card

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