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20 Hilarious Safe Baby Handling Tips


A few months ago when I was compiling breastfeeding cartoons, I found this really funny DO/DON’T nursing diagram. It still makes me laugh. I was so excited when I stumbled on an entire collection of similar silly baby care diagrams.

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20 hilarious safe baby handling tips:

  • Testing Baby’s Bottle 1 of 20
    Testing Baby's Bottle
    I am not even tempted to do this. Have you smelled formula? Yuck.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Fun Games for Baby 2 of 20
    Fun Games for Baby
    Unless you have a genius baby.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Walking with Baby 3 of 20
    Walking with Baby
    Baby carrier not backpack. So similar in concept, so different in execution.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Shopping with Baby 4 of 20
    Shopping with Baby
    Shopping cart safety is no joke. Unless it is a joke, that is.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Lifting Baby 5 of 20
    Lifting Baby
    Gives a whole new meaning to head support.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Containing Baby 6 of 20
    Containing Baby
    Sometimes it feels like a cage would be the most efficient form of containment.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Checking Baby’s Diaper 7 of 20
    Checking Baby's Diaper
    I would be lying if I hadn't stuck my hand a little too far into the diaper.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Changing Baby’s Diaper 8 of 20
    Changing Baby's Diaper
    Wipes are essential.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Bundling Baby 9 of 20
    Bundling Baby
    Swaddle vs. napsack.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Buckling Up Baby 10 of 20
    Buckling Up Baby
    This is terrifying.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Playing with Baby 11 of 20
    Playing with Baby
    Brings a whole new meaning to catching air.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Exercising Baby 12 of 20
    Exercising Baby
    Perhaps the weights are a bit much.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Massaging Baby 13 of 20
    Massaging Baby
    Leave the chopping to the grown ups.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Washing Baby 14 of 20
    Washing Baby
    I won't pretend this solution hasn't crossed my mind after a nasty blow out.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Drying Baby 15 of 20
    Drying Baby
    I have no words.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Helping Baby Teethe 16 of 20
    Helping Baby Teethe
    I would be lying to your face if I pretended that Tate doesn't chew on shoes. All the time.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Calming Baby 17 of 20
    Calming Baby
    A stiff drink is not the method we are after.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Stimulating Baby 18 of 20
    Stimulating Baby
    Unfortunately this one is probably a little too true for some babies.
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Making Baby Smile 19 of 20
    Making Baby Smile
    Double fishhook anyone?
    Image Source: MattApps.com
  • Babyproofing Your Home 20 of 20
    Babyproofing Your Home
    Make sure you turn off your breakers if you go this route.
    Image Source: MattApps.com

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Make sure to check out:
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