9 Valentines From My BabyAlice Gomstyn
My baby, unfortunately, hasn’t yet mastered writing nor is he likely to break out a lute and serenade me with “Greensleeves” any time soon. Still, if he could truly communicate his feelings, I’m pretty sure I know what he’d say. Check out these imagined Valentine’s Day messages from my baby below.
If My Baby Could Wish Me a Happy Valentine’s Day… 1 of 10
...I know exactly what he'd say.
I’ll Open My Heart to You… 2 of 10
...just as soon as I open all the cabinets in the kitchen.
I Love You So Much, I Want To… 3 of 10
...share my snacks with you -- and also the floor.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue… 4 of 10
Heads up, dear Mommy, I'm throwing my shoe.
If My Love for You Was Drool… 5 of 10
...there wouldn't be a bib absorbent enough to hold it all.
My Heart Is Full… 6 of 10
...just like my diaper.
I’m Not Teething… 7 of 10
...that was a love bite!
Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry… 8 of 10
...about having a little too much fun with a toilet paper roll.
I Love You Almost As Much… 9 of 10
...as I love shoving Legos underneath the couch.
That’s Not Gas… 10 of 10
It's a real smile, just for you, Mommy! Happy Valentine's Day!
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