It’s safe to say that unless your baby has a melon-shaped head and mutters to himself in an inexplicable British accent — read: Stewie from “Family Guy” –he’s probably not trying to kill you.
But if you’re new to this whole baby thing, you might be surprised at exactly how much damage — read: bodily harm — your adorable little angel can accidentally cause you.
There is, of course, a bright side: When the tot gets older, you can use these BCIs — baby-caused injuries — to stage some pretty fantastic guilt trips. “You don’t want to wash the dishes? Well, I’d be happy to do it but sometimes I can’t see the sink all that clearly GIVEN ALL THE TIMES YOU SCRATCHED MY CORNEA.”
Check out some injury examples below.
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