Probably the funniest account on Twitter is the Honest Toddler. I don’t know who is behind that but it’s a no-fail winner of 140 character humor that every parent (and most non-parents) will find hilarious. Scrolling through Honest Toddler’s tweets can make me laugh, cry and sometimes do both at the same time. There’s a blog that goes with it which is very funny, too, but it’s the Twitter feed that really shines for me.
Reading Honest Toddler’s tweets made me wonder what my baby would tweet if she could, you know, read. And manage not to short out my phone by drooling on it. If I had to guess what she’d say on Twitter, this is what it might sound like:
Dinner is Unfair 1 of 10Why do babies have to eat baby food?
Big Kid Toys! 2 of 10Big brother has the tastiest looking stuff.
What Time Is It? 3 of 10Party time!
Fighting Gravity 4 of 10What? I can fly!
Sniffles Suck 5 of 10And so does that sucker thing.
Overplayed 6 of 10Just. Stop. Singing.
Wearer Beware 7 of 10That'll teach you to wear fancy stuff.
Fashion victim 8 of 10I hate that shirt, yo.
Cause and Effect 9 of 10What happens if I pinch...right there!
Drivers Ed 10 of 10Let me tell you how I really feel about riding rear facing.
Tweet template courtesy of Geek Sugar.
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