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20 MORE Things NOT To Do With Your Baby

more things to not do with your babyDear Parents,

As I stated in the list of the first 25 things to not do with your baby – someday your sweet little baby will grow up. It is up to YOU to shape your child’s future. In order for your baby to grow up properly, you have to be a grown up (that means GROW UP).

Yes, we all make parenting mistakes – but why in the world people document their parent fails still baffles me!

20 MORE Things to Not Do With Your Baby

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  • Don’t Let Baby Smoke Cigarettes 1 of 21
    Don't Let Baby Smoke Cigarettes
    Or pretend to (and the beer can - ugh). I get it. You are trying to be funny. #FAIL
    image source: badparenting.org
  • Don’t Keep Your Baby in a Cage 2 of 21
    Don't Keep Your Baby in a Cage
    And don't keep your dog in a crib.
    image source: badparenting.org
  • Don’t Let Baby Touch the Electric Fence 3 of 21
    Don't Let Baby Touch the Electric Fence
    WHAT? Can the baby not read the sign?
    image source: whythefdoyouhaveakid.com
  • Don’t Let Baby Eat the Snake 4 of 21
    Don't Let Baby Eat the Snake
    It was bad enough when you let the baby around the snake, but now letting baby eat it? Uhm. no.
    Wait apparently babies and snakes do go hand in hand, uhm kindof (ick!)
    image source: whythefdoyouhaveakid.com
  • Don’t Segway and Stroll 5 of 21
    Don't Segway and Stroll
    Strollers and Segways just don't seem like a smart combo when crossing the street. Just sayin'.
    image source: whythefdoyouhaveakid.com
  • Don’t Leave Baby Outside While You Gamble 6 of 21
    Don't Leave Baby Outside While You Gamble
    Earn that college fund the good old fashion way - note: that's not gambling!
    image source: mybadparent.com
  • Don’t Bond With Baby Over Call of Duty 7 of 21
    Don't Bond With Baby Over Call of Duty
    Call of Duty can wait - baby's grow up too quick.
    image source: mybadparent.com
  • Don’t Zip Baby Up in Your Hoodie 8 of 21
    Don't Zip Baby Up in Your Hoodie
    If you look closely, lady in pink has a baby in there! WAH!
    image source: mybadparent.com
  • Don’t Squish Baby 9 of 21
    Don't Squish Baby
    Please refrain from sitting on your kids.
    image source: mybadparent.com
  • Don’t Let Baby Ride Alligators 10 of 21
    Don't Let Baby Ride Alligators
    Alligators are for, well - I'm not quite sure - but they aren't for riding *chomp*
    image source: mybadparent.com
  • Don’t Play Catch With Baby 11 of 21
    Don't Play Catch With Baby
    Or photoshop an image to make it look like you are playing catch with baby.
    image source: mybadparent.com
  • Don’t Throw Baby As High As You Can 12 of 21
    Don't Throw Baby As High As You Can
    A baby is a baby, not a ball.
    image source: mybadparent.com
  • Don’t Let Baby Fall While Baby Wearing 13 of 21
    Don't Let Baby Fall While Baby Wearing
    Please double check that baby wrap!
    image source: peopleofwalmart.com
  • Don’t Make Baby Inhale Your Arm Pit All Night 14 of 21
    Don't Make Baby Inhale Your Arm Pit All Night
    If co-sleeping, please refrain from baby sleeping in a smelly arm pit.
    image source: awkwardfamilyphotos.com
  • Don’t Hold the Baby Bottle with Your Foot 15 of 21
    Don't Hold the Baby Bottle with Your Foot
    I'm sure you would love it if your dinner was served by someone's foot!
    image source: curiousphotos.blogspot.com
  • Don’t Drive with Baby in Your Lap 16 of 21
    Don't Drive with Baby in Your Lap
    Oh Britney, so glad you've matured.
    image source: curiousphotos.blogspot.com
  • Don’t Sexualize Breastfeeding 17 of 21
    Don't Sexualize Breastfeeding
    Ugh. The boobs are for milk, stop sexualizing breast feeding!
    image source: parenting.failblog.org
  • Don’t Put a Blanket Over Baby’s Head and Hang Him Over a Balcony 18 of 21
    Don't Put a Blanket Over Baby's Head and Hang Him Over a Balcony
    This still freaks me out!
    image source: parentingfailure.com
  • Don’t Let Baby Play with Blow Up Dolls 19 of 21
    Don't Let Baby Play with Blow Up Dolls
    What in the world are people thinking?!
    image source: antaresonline.com
  • Don’t Let Baby (or Babies) Ride in the Back of a Pick Up 20 of 21
    Don't Let Baby (or Babies) Ride in the Back of a Pick Up
    At least they are in a car seat?
    image source: izismile.com
  • In Case You Missed the First 25 Things 21 of 21
    In Case You Missed the First 25 Things

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