Hello! Natalie Holbrook reporting to you today from the sofa! This is merely a public service announcement alerting you to the fact that, yes, baby boys can get mastitis.
This is the second predominantly female ailment that my son has contracted with which I have had no experience (see also: yeast infection).
The Holbrook household will no longer be conducting further sleep training experiments, so long as there are sore boobies to attend to.
The world is a very weird, very entirely weird place.