Time to face reality — to get a totally unique baby costume, you might have to DIY-it, spending hours sewing, bedazzling, hot gluing and possibly welding.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Fortunately, there are some pretty weird baby costumes that can be yours for less than the cost of the future therapy sessions your kid will surely demand someday after seeing pictures of his infant self in these outlandish get-ups.
By the way, when I say outlandish, I mean that as a compliment. Generally I’m pro-absurdity, so I’d applaud any parent who would choose these costumes for their kids. That said, I could see how some parents may find a couple of these objectionable — Elvis died of a drug overdose, bikers have a rough-and-tumble reputation (especially as of late, thanks to “Sons of Anarchy“) and prisoners are, well, in prison. Some might not want their kids dressing as any one of these folks, even in jest.
I, myself, say “jest away!” Then again, I dressed as Hester Prynne for Halloween one year — fortunately or unfortunately, some assumed the “A” on my chest stood for “Alice” — so I really can’t claim moral authority here.
Check out these kooky duds below and decide for yourself!
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