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The Insider's Guide to Baby Poop

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Poop happens. Specifically, baby poop happens.

Every parent has war stories about diaper adventures and misadventures. Tales of poop on clothing, poop in car seats, poop on in-laws who totally deserved it. There are poops that go unnoticed for hours and poops that are audible across a crowded room. Poops that smell of buttered popcorn and poops that are gag-worthy. Yellow poop, green poop, brown poop and all the poops colors in between. Baby poop is a fact of life.

Here are a few of the poop scenarios I’ve experienced in my years as a mom:


  • Blowout 1 of 7
    Blowout
    When poop attacks!
  • Installment Plan 2 of 7
    Installment Plan
    When pooping once isn't enough.
  • Double Butt Fake 3 of 7
    Double Butt Fake
    A poop "gotcha" moment.
  • Fecally Conservative 4 of 7
    Fecally Conservative
    Be patient - the poop is coming.
  • Projectile 5 of 7
    Projectile
    How far can poop fly?
  • Ninja Poop 6 of 7
    Ninja Poop
    Silent but deadly.
  • In’n’Out 7 of 7
    In'n'Out
    One stop shopping for food and poop.

What kinds of poop have you experienced?

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