Strippers, marijuana, tattoos, stilettos, girls in string bikinis and sexually transmitted diseases … You’d think I’m describing a party at P-Diddy’s but you would be wrong.
I’m talking about baby gear.
This post detailing the most inappropriate toddler gear was so successful (and mind-blowing!) that I decided to compile a list of the weirdest, most inappropriate baby gear ever sold.
I have as good a sense of humor as the next gal, but some of the stuff being marketed to parents for their kids is just straight up crazy. Seriously, you guys, there is some wacky stuff out there.
Some of these products were obviously created by a total nutter, some are just kind of weird, and some are actually not too bad, just a little odd. But I can honestly say I would never purchase a single thing on this list (although if gifted with one or two items, I’d probably try them out). Sit back, relax and take a look at some of the most bizarre and inappropriate baby gear ever sold …
What do you think? Any of these products catching your eye for your little one? Disagree with my assessment? Tell me in the comments!
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