We continue to learn just how truly special our beloved Henry is.
We don’t mean to shame you and your babies. We’re sure they’re fantastic but our Henry, he’s playing football, y’all. That’s soccer to you less cultured Americans. At two months! Already his skill is unparallelled among his peers.
Why, just yesterday we were at a play date and this other baby, a 3-month-old, didn’t even know what a soccer ball was! We managed to keep straight faces until we got home and then we just laughed and laughed. What kind of parents haven’t shown a 3-month-old a soccer ball? Their kids obviously aren’t Ivy League material, like our Henry, who will certainly be captain of the Rugby team.
Just watch Henry’s fancy footwork: