Why Do Men Use More Wipes Than Women?Monica Bielanko
I don’t know what it’s all about but I recently realized Serge uses roughly ten wipes every time he changes Henry’s diaper. Today I witnessed him in action first-hand. Swipe once, toss it, get a new wipe, swipe once, toss it, get a new wipe.
As I watched Serge wad up each wipe, pinch it into a bunch which he held with the tips of his fingers and then dab at Henry’s backside I could only surmise that it’s because he’s terrified of getting poop on his hands.
Me, I go through much of the day with poop on various parts of my body, my clothes. Not my poop, I feel it’s important to clarify. Henry’s poop. A little poop ain’t no thang. Baby poop, that is. Threaten me with adult poop and I suspect I would not be so accommodating.
As I watched Serge swab at Henry’s bum with something like his fifth baby wipe in thirty seconds I debated saying something but wisely thought better of it. I figure should just be grateful the dude has no problem changing diapers. His technique of using half a box of wipes with one change is even kinda cute.
Here, have another wipe, just so long as you carry on with the diaper changing.