10 Tacky Cakes: Bite-Sized Puppies, Bulging Bellies and More

You may not have style, but you have grace. And, by grace, I don’t mean the sort of primped out etiquette called for by the Queen of England. I mean the sort of etiquette that called for the dainty wipe of a paper towel at dinner, or the licking of Nutella from a spoon for lunch. It’s not haute, it’s not high end, but you’d never–NEV.ER–cross the line from mildly untidy to downright tacky. You wouldn’t, that is, unless you suddenly were one click away from seeing 10 of the tickiest, tackiest cakes ever. You ready? Click.

  • Bring Back the 80’s 1 of 10
    Bring Back the 80's
    If only Reaganomics worked as well in cake form as they did in the federal government.
  • Bare Your Teeth 2 of 10
    Bare Your Teeth
    Don't you just want to put a dent in this Denture Cake? Yeah, didn't think so.
  • Jelly Belly 3 of 10
    Jelly Belly
    There's tacky. And then there's pregnant tacky. Wanna guess which one this cake represents?
  • OMG. Vampires are HAWT 4 of 10
    OMG. Vampires are HAWT
    Because everything ever spoken by Edward is worth indulging in again and again. And again.Irrevocably. The end.
  • Quick! To the Altar! 5 of 10
    Quick! To the Altar!
    Final proof that you are not, nor will you ever be a Bridezilla.A NASCAR junkie? Maybe. But, never a bridezilla.
  • We’re not in Kansas anymore, SkippyJohnJones 6 of 10
    We're not in Kansas anymore, SkippyJohnJones
    You like your dog. You like Halloween. But, please don't ever like your dog enough to eat him on Halloween. Illegal in all 50 states.
  • Grrrrrrrr. 7 of 10
    If I said I want your body now...would you hold it against me? Um, yeah. Prolly.
  • Shhhh. The Baby is Sleeping 8 of 10
    Shhhh. The Baby is Sleeping
    There are no words.
  • Get Control of Yourself 9 of 10
    Get Control of Yourself
    All those who agree that Depends undergarments should stay on the shelves of Walgreens? The voting has been unanimous.
  • The Battle of the Bulge 10 of 10
    The Battle of the Bulge
    When she said "keep a mental picture of the body you'd like to have someday," this wasn't quite the form she'd intended.

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