Halloween food fails and other gag-tastic delights!
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Tasty Turds 1 of 12I would eat the corn out of this turd.
Make Tasty Turds
Kentucky Fried WTF on a Stick 2 of 12WTF is wrong with people?
Make Kentucky Fried WTF on a Stick
Stuffed Roaches 3 of 12What can I say? I'll eat a turd, not a roach.
Make Stuffed Roaches
Flayed-Skin Cheeseball 4 of 12Is this for a party of 500? Who could eat this much cheese? Oh, I guess the flayed skin might be more horrifying?
Make Flayed-Skin Cheeseball
Slimy Worms 5 of 12Can I please just eat something normal?
Make Slimy Worms
Cockroach Puree 6 of 12OMG. Roach puree, gag-tastic.
Make Cockroach Puree
Spaghetti Hot Dogs 7 of 12Speechless.
Make Spaghetti Hot Dogs
Shrunken Head Punch 8 of 12Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! I laugh while my kid buries her head into my side.
Make Shrunken Head Punch
Severed Fingers 9 of 12Seen it a million times. But my kid asked if these were real fingers. Yes, child, I'm serving you a real witch's finger for dinner. Please. You're almost six.
Make Severed Fingers
Edible Ashtray 10 of 12Nice. Here, junior, eat some faux cigarette ashes and while you're at it …
Make Edible Ash Tray
Candy Cigarettes 11 of 12Give smoking a try with these candy cigarettes. I'm not gonna lie, I've never smoked real cigs, but I've had plenty of these (I even have some in my candy stash, don't judge!)
Read About Candy Cigarettes
Stuffed Intestines 12 of 12Finally! Now I have something to compliment the candy corn turds: intestines!!!
Make Stuffed Intestines
For party food that looks a bit tastier, check out our 35 spooktacular Halloween recipes!