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The Anti-Valentine: 8 Over-the-Top Divorce Cakes

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Divorce is almost always unpleasant to say the least, so it’s no surprise that divorce cakes also tend toward the unpleasant. If you spend a little time poking around the internet, you start notice a few themes emerge and they mainly involve blood. I’d say that if you’re divorced and glad to be done with the institution, head out for a night on the town. Or make a mean cake. Either way.

Courtesy of Cake Wrecks, here are 8 deliciously over-the-top divorce cakes.

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The Anti-Valentine: 8 Over-The-Top Divorce Cakes

Bye Bye Love

The bride pushing the groom off of a tiered cake with a lot of blood is the archetypal divorce cake. I'm guessing that anyone who wants a cake like this is more to blame for the failure of their relationship than they care to admit.
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14 thoughts on “The Anti-Valentine: 8 Over-the-Top Divorce Cakes

  1. J says:

    At first I was horrified. By the time I got the end, though, I was laughing. Love the last one!

  2. Heather says:

    Hopefully, my husband never divorces me but, if he does, I hope I at least get some cake.

  3. Maggie says:

    Funny. Sad. So true; for me anyway. Especially the “Take out the Garbage” cake.

  4. bluevalkrie says:

    I didn’t like it, I am divorced and I had a really bad on too! when you have kids he is still in the picture, I wouldn’t spend a dime for rememberance of the best day of my life was our wedding. Sorry , but I was horrified by it

  5. Dawn says:

    I love them! When I got my divorce 20 plus years ago and threw a party when it was finallly final people thought I was nuts, Im glad that you can now get a small piece of enjoyment out of something so life changing.

  6. Nana says:

    The reoccurring theme of murder really isn’t funny. I like the last one though

  7. Timothy says:

    This post is incredibly misandrist. Typical of feminist types pretending to be amusing when in fact they are bigots.

  8. Jackie says:

    If I thought he deserved cake I would send the taking out the trash one to my soon to be ex… but he deserves less than a cupcake… these are great.. lol… puts a little icing on the edge of things…

  9. Alison says:

    I love them. Wish I had thought of it when I got divorced

  10. Brandi says:

    Funny the theme seems to support that this trend is specific to the former brides…. Guess the whole “go out and get wasted”-divorce party is now un-cool??
    I find it humorous but I feel terrible for the next man that has to pick the pieces of these divorces crazies mental states.

  11. alain smithee says:

    Men are the one’s accused of abandoning their wieves & children, but almost all of these cakes show that it’s the woman that wants the divorce…

  12. Kate says:

    Women initiate divorce more often than men, and men run off on the women they are married to more often than vice versa. This info isn’t contradictory. Running off on somebody is not the same as obtaining a legal divorce, even though the same emotions might go into the behaviors. One is legal and the other is not.

  13. debbie says:

    If any of these cakes showed a man murdering a woman or being dragged to the trash….it would be considered very offensive…but apparently men are fair game and always to blame for divorce.

  14. Happily Never After says:

    This is a perfect accompaniment to our divorce cards and gifts! Sadly, divorce is all around us.

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