10 Celebrity Moms and What They're REALLY Thinking in Photos

halle berry
What is Halle Berry thinking in this picture?

Yesterday, I wrote a fun little post with pictures of celebrity kids, and captions of what I think they are really thinking in photos taken by the paparazzi. More often than not, celebrities have these odd expressions on their faces when their pictures are taken unexpectedly. Do you ever wonder what is actually going through their heads when those shots are taken?

I couldn’t let this idea go to waste without doing a similar post on celebrity moms, because they have some of the most awkward photographs out there as far as candid pictures go. Famous mamas are constantly followed by photographers, and the majority of them can’t even grab a cup of coffee without it being documented.

Take this photo of Halle Berry, for example. This was taken while she was celebrating her birthday on a beach in Malibu with friends. God forbid a celebrity mom should be able to enjoy her birthday party without flashing cameras surrounding her!

If I had to guess what Halle is thinking in this photo, it would be something along these lines:

“Yeah…I’m 45 years old and I’m a complete and total babe. Want to know how I manage to look this good? I only have ONE kid.”

To see my interpretations of what 10 other celebrity moms are really thinking in photos, take a look at the slide show below.


  • Angelina Jolie 1 of 10
    Angelina Jolie
    "Is that guy over there married? Wedding rings aren't a deal breaker for me."
  • Jennifer Garner 2 of 10
    Jennifer Garner
    "For the millionth time, I am NOT pregnant. LET IT GO."
  • Reese Witherspoon 3 of 10
    Reese Witherspoon
    "I'm married I'm allowed to look frumpy."
  • Britney Spears 4 of 10
    Britney Spears
    "I swear this is NOT a nightgown, y'all!"
  • Gwen Stefani 5 of 10
    Gwen Stefani
    "I'm seriously going to lose it if Kingston doesn't get his finger out of his mouth."
  • Katie Holmes 6 of 10
    Katie Holmes
    "I am totally not brainwashed! that an alien over there?"
  • Jennifer Lopez 7 of 10
    Jennifer Lopez
    "Go ahead and look at my rear end. You know you want to."
  • Gisele Bundchen 8 of 10
    Gisele Bundchen
    "I'd better cover this kid up so that everyone can focus on my cellulite-free legs."
  • Kendra Wilkinson 9 of 10
    Kendra Wilkinson
    "Didn't I tell you people that I was the girl next door? I can even pull off the mom frump look!"
  • Kate Gosselin 10 of 10
    Kate Gosselin
    "What?? My show got canceled? Maybe I should get pregnant again."

From Honor to Nahla– these celeb kids aren’t afraid to say what’s on their mind!


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