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10 Funny Anti- Valentines Day Quotes for the Bitter, the Angry and the Alone

By Sunny Chanel |

If you are not totally happy in your love life, don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day or perhaps you just don’t like your Valentine’s Day date, well here are a collection of Anti-Valentines Day quotes for those bitter, angry, and alone! And by they way, they happen to be pretty darn funny. Somehow being bitter makes for great funny fodder.

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, extortion day. – Jay Leno

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. – W. Somerset Maugham

To fall in love is awfully simple; to fall out of love is simply awful. – Anonymous

Love is like war: easy to begin but hard to end. – Anonymous

I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard.

If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Estelle Getty

Marriage is a wonderful invention. But then again, so is the bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly.

I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house. Chas Elstner

The only difference between the women I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him. Richard Jeni.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married. Zsa Zsa Gabor.

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Since 2007 Sunny Chanel has written thousands of pieces for Babble. She currently writes for Babble's celebrity, moms, and Disney voices sections and has her own blog aptly named Sunny Chanel. You can find Sunny on Twitter, Google+, Pinterest and StumbleUpon. Read bio and latest posts → Read Sunny's latest posts →

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