10 Funny Celeb Mom Photo Captions: What's Behind Their Expressions?

Matthew Rutler & Christina Aguilera

Every time I see photos of celebrity moms, I just can’t help but wonder what they are really thinking while the pics are being taken.

Sometimes they have these odd expressions on their faces, and I find myself writing my own captions to the photos in my head. It can’t be easy to constantly be followed by photographers, especially on a day when you aren’t exactly looking red carpet ready.

This photo of Christina Aguilera was snapped while she was out on a date with her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler. She was definitely captured during an “off” moment, and if I had to guess, I’d say she’s thinking, “Just between you and me…I’m not so sure he’s the right guy either. But he’ll do for now.”

Here are 10 more funny celeb mom photos complete with captions I wrote for them.


  • Kelly Rutherford 1 of 10
    Kelly Rutherford
    "I don't care what you say! I'm hotter than all of the young girls on this set!"
  • Katie Holmes 2 of 10
    Katie Holmes
    "Beverly Hills...Pittsburgh...New York...Where am I again?"
  • Jennifer Lopez 3 of 10
    Jennifer Lopez
    "You saw Marc Anthony with WHO?"
  • Jessica Alba 4 of 10
    Jessica Alba
    "I'm so over this east coast weather!"
  • Kate Moss 5 of 10
    Kate Moss
    "Just one more glass...I swear, I'm fine."
  • Naomi Watts 6 of 10
    Naomi Watts
    "Oh good...I remembered to put on underwear."
  • Britney Spears 7 of 10
    Britney Spears
    "I've still got it, y'all!"
  • Jessica Simpson 8 of 10
    Jessica Simpson
    "Oh my gosh. I think I might be pregnant."
  • Elle Macpherson 9 of 10
    Elle Macpherson
    "Yeah...I know you're jealous of me. I don't blame you."
  • Kourtney Kardashian 10 of 10
    Kourtney Kardashian
    "Scott is NOT a loser. Stop saying that already."

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