You know, when faced with attempting to pick the best most insane, bizarre, and oddly amusing Charlie Sheen quotes, it is really really hard to narrow it down. So that is why we’re presenting this is stages, because as Charlie said himself, he is a ” fricking rock star from Mars, and people can’t figure me out; they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.”
So you reading pleasure – for those of you who have one of those ‘normal brains’ – here are the 10 most amazing Charlie Sheen quotes…so far!
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” – Good Morning America
“I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a seven-year old.” – on Howard Sten
“I don’t believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.” – On TMZ
“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.” – Alex Jones Show
“[A.A.] was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.” – Today Show
“(CBS) picked a fight with a warlock.” – Today Show
“I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.” – On TMZ
“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can’t figure me out; they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.” – Today Show
“There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.” on Howard Stern
“Wow, and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine. Make me like them, not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there; now what?” – on Good Morning America about whether he was bi-polar.