Could you imagine Brad Pitt’s acceptance speech at the Oscars if he won for his role in Moneyball? It would go something like this:
“Uh, yeah, well, I’d like to thank the Academy, the producers of the film, everyone who worked on Moneyball, Angie, uh, my family, just everyone in my life right now. My life is so different then, uh, it was before. I was just, uh, so depressed when I was married and bored when I was living in Hollywood and doing nothing and driving my expensive four-wheelers and doing donuts in the sand in Malibu.”
When the camera would pan to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux for their reaction to Brad’s speech, he would then quickly mumble, “But it wasn’t you, it was me. It was the old pot head me,” while Angelina would slow clap with approval. “Now my life is fulfilled. Thank you, HATERS!”
Actually, before the Brangeloonies start snarking at me for poking fun at Brad’s diction (you know who you are), I honestly think Brad should win an Oscar this year. He is Hollywood elite and has had great success in his long career and definitely deserves the recognition.
Check out our photo gallery and the top ten reasons why we think Brad should go home with the little golden naked skinny dude and tell us what you think.
Photos via PacificCoastNews.com