If you’re still watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Jersey Shore, clearly you’re wasting your time.
As many television critics and bloggers already know, Mob Wives is reality television gold. I mean, where else could you get a line as priceless as a single mother saying, “You wanna play Mafia Wars? I win.”
These classy ladies – Drita D’Avanzo, Carla Facciolo, Karen Gravano, Renee Graziano, Ramona Rizzo, and Angela “Big Ang” Raiola all make Teresa Giudice look like last season’s line of Louis Vuitton imitation bags. After watching one episode of this show you’re going to want to hit the snooze button each time you see Jacqueline Laurita on television.
(Oh, and Caroline Manzo soooo wants to be one of them. But she ain’t!)
Check out our ten reasons why you should watch Mob Wives this season. All six women are mothers (well, single mothers if you want to get technical) and we’ll be watching to see how they juggle parenting with their – ahem – issues. If you remember, season one brought us that golden scene in which Drita went over some bikini photos of herself with her three-year-old daughter to send to her husband behind bars. It’s going to be that kind of parenting.
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