10 Ways Madonna's Halftime Super Bowl Show Disappointed Viewers (Photos)

madonna, nicki minaj, super bowl halftime show
Madonna and Nicki Minaj perform at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Madonna may be dubbed The Queen of Pop (a name I remain to question as it rightfully belongs to Britney Spears), but her Super Bowl halftime show was anything but stellar.

Madonna, poised to attract every gay man who regularly does not watch the Super Bowl, performed several of her hits including ‘Vogue,’ ‘Like A Virgin,’ and her new single ‘Gimme All Your Luvin.’

Not only did the veteran performer lip-sync through the entire performance, but she didn’t show an ounce of skin! (Thanks, Janet Jackson.)

Take a look below at 10 reasons we were disappointed with Madonna’s halftime show!

  • Disappointment #1 1 of 10
    Disappointment #1
    Madonna did not sing live.
  • Disappointment #2 2 of 10
    Disappointment #2
    Madonna was dressed and covered from head to toe. We blame Janet Jackson.
  • Disappointment #3 3 of 10
    Disappointment #3
    Madonna was moving pretty slowly throughout her performance. I understand she's 53-years-old, but isn't she Madonna?
  • Disappointment #4 4 of 10
    Disappointment #4
    She wasn't Britney Spears. Britney hasnt' appeared in the halftime show since 2001. And she didn't even have her own song!
  • Disappointment #5 5 of 10
    Disappointment #5
    There was no kiss. The last time Madonna performed with two other performers was the 2003 MTV VMAs when she kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
  • Disappointment #6 6 of 10
    Disappointment #6
    She didn't sing her song "Jump," because that's all we wanted to do while watching this performance.
  • Disappointment #7 7 of 10
    Disappointment #7
    Two words: Cee-Lo Green. Seriously? (Okay, maybe three words.)
  • Disappointment #8 8 of 10
    Disappointment #8
    There were no "special" guest stars as announced. We already knew Nicki Minaj, LMFAO, and MIA would be present. Cee-Lo doesn't count. See the last photo.
  • Disappointment #9 9 of 10
    Disappointment #9
    Her exit could have been cooler. Or sooner.
  • Disappointment #10 10 of 10
    Disappointment #10
    She could have buried the hatcher with Lady Gaga and had her do a duet. Maybe next year?

[Photos via Twitter.]

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