18 Worst Celebrity Parenting Fails Ever (Photos)

Michael was so excited to show off his baby to adoring fans below his hotel, that he held the baby over the balcony ledge. Oy.

Britney Spears took her baby for a car ride… what’s the big deal? Oh yeah – he was on her lap. While she was driving.

Oh, Alec. Baldwin called his daughter a “thoughtless little pig,” with a rant that included: “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or that you are a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I am concerned.”

'Nuff said.

Okay, so Suri Cruise’s little misstep was not entirely a parenting oops, but still, if cameras are following you everywhere, you may want to pay attention to what your kid has in her hand.

Charlie Sheen had an epic parenting fail on his hands when he got wasted, trashed a hotel room and had a fight with a hooker… while his daughters were staying on the same floor of the hotel.

Anyone who's read or seen "Mommie Dearest" knows she wasn't winning any mother-of-the-year awards with her abusive behavior.

Jaid, mom to Drew Barrymore, clearly didn't have her daughter's best interests in mind when she let her party as a kid and do drugs at age 13.

Momma Dina Lohan seemed to add more to Lindsay's issues rather than be a good mom.

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown allegedly smoked crack with their daughter in the house. Yipes.

How many kids have videotaped proof of their father messing up? David Hasselhoff’s daughter captured footage of his now infamous shirtless-drunk-laying-on-the-floor-trying-to-eat-a-hamburger event.

Courtney Love reportedly did drugs while pregnant with her daughter and later lost custody when she overdosed on Oxycontin.

Um... what?! Woody Allen married Mia Farrow’s adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. He never legally adopted her, but still... yuck.

Ryan O’Neal took drugs with his kids, assaulted his son, and… oh yeah… hit on his own daughter at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral.

John Phillips introduced daughter Mackenzie Phillips to drugs when she was a child, beginning her long journey with drug addiction. Later it came out that he raped her and had an incestuous relationship with his daughter for years.

In those now infamous phone recordings with baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, she says: “You hit me, and you hit her while she was in my hands! Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication.”

Arnold had a love child with the maid and didn’t fess up until how many years later?

Honorable mentions go to some of the parents featured on Teen Mom and a lot of the Real Housewives parents!