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25 Of the Most Controversial Celebrity Quotes From Snooki, Jessica Simpson, & More! (Photos)

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Snooki carried a fake baby around Jersey City to prepare for motherhood.

Some kids say the darndest things, but celebrity parents – they take the cake!

We’ve heard a lot of hilarious, yet obnoxious, quotes said over the last year by some of our favorite celebrity parents including Jessica Simpson, Jim Carrey, and Britney Spears.

Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner recently said, “Kim didn’t make a dim out of her wedding.” Riiight.

And let’s not forget those classic quotes from yesteryear.

Before having a complete meltdown, almost a decade ago, Mariah Carey once said, “I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.”

With the presence of social media outlets such as Twitter and Facebook, there is a better chance for celebrities to just let loose and say some of the craziest things! (Thank you, social media!) Take a look at 25 of the best celebrity quotes below and tell us which is your favorite!

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  • Mariah Carey 1 of 25
    Mariah Carey
    Before entering rehab and having a meltdown, Mariah said, "I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows."
  • Mel Gibson 2 of 25
    Mel Gibson
    "What are you looking at sugar-tits?" - Mel Gibson said to a female police officer. He was later arrested.
  • Tom Cruise 3 of 25
    Tom Cruise
    "Psychiatry is a pseudoscience…. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do…Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even - you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is." - Tom Cruise talking with Matt Lauer. This was around the time Tom jumped up and down on Oprah Winfrey's couch.
  • Britney Spears 4 of 25
    Britney Spears
    "I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters."
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger 5 of 25
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    When discussing gay marriage, Arnold said, "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
  • Bristol Palin 6 of 25
    Bristol Palin
    While on 'Secret Life of the American Teenage,' Bristol said, "We´re all teen moms." Are we? Really?
  • Gwyneth Paltrow 7 of 25
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    "I am who I am. I can´t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year."
  • Jessica Simpson 8 of 25
    Jessica Simpson
    On having a gut feeling she was pregnant, "I was just like, 'Why do I feel guilty about going to have cocktails with my friends? Maybe I should just pee on a stick!'"
  • George Bush 9 of 25
    George Bush
    "They misunderestimated me" No, I don't think we did.
  • Ozzy Osbourne 10 of 25
    Ozzy Osbourne
    "I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can´t understand what the fuck I´m talking about."
  • Guy Ritchie 11 of 25
    Guy Ritchie
    When talking about ex-wife Madonna, Guy Ritchie said, "I still love her. But she´s retarded, too."
  • Teresa Giudice 12 of 25
    Teresa Giudice
    "B**ch, show some class."
  • Sarah Jessica Parker 13 of 25
    Sarah Jessica Parker
    "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they´re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it."
  • Charlie Sheen 14 of 25
    Charlie Sheen
    "I am on a drug, it´s called Charlie Sheen. It´s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
  • Robert Downey Jr. 15 of 25
    Robert Downey Jr.
    "I´m thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, ´Why stop at one?´ I don´t like being limited in that way. Therefore, I´m considering a platoon of monkeys. So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around."
  • Snooki 16 of 25
    Snooki
    "Why did I wake up in a garbage can?"
  • Christina Aguilera 17 of 25
    Christina Aguilera
    "So, where´s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
  • Sarah Palin 18 of 25
    Sarah Palin
    "He who warned, uh, the British that they weren´t gonna be takin´ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin´ sure as he´s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
  • Jennifer Hudson 19 of 25
    Jennifer Hudson
    "I'm prouder of my weight loss than my Oscar!"
  • Jim Carrey 20 of 25
    Jim Carrey
    To Emma Stone, Jim said, "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids."
  • Kris Jenner 21 of 25
    Kris Jenner
    "Kim didn't make a dim out of her wedding."
  • Johnny Depp 22 of 25
    Johnny Depp
    When discussing photo shoots, Johnny said, "Well, you just feel like you're being raped somehow."
  • Melissa Gorga 23 of 25
    Melissa Gorga
    "My kids always get, you know, over-the-top gifts for Christmas. If we couldn't do it, we wouldn't do it, but we can, because it is for Jesus' birthday and I'm willing to spend the money."
  • Donald Trump 24 of 25
    Donald Trump
    "I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
  • Nicole Richie 25 of 25
    Nicole Richie
    "I've just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn't seem like that big of a deal."
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[Photos via Pacific Coast News/PR Photos.]

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