5 Funniest Valentines Day Quotes: Totally Hilarious Funny Valentines Day Quotes

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Valentine’s Day can be quite serious with the pomp and circumstance of this day for loves and lovers. But love? It’s also pretty darn funny.

Here are 5 of the funniest Valentines’ Day quotes to use for your cards, emails, texts and Facebook status updates!


I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.  When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.  ~Author Unknown


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  ~Author Unknown

Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.  ~Author Unknown

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.  ~Jonathan Carroll, “Outside the Dog Museum”

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.  ~Author Unknown

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