Aging by Brad PittWhit Honea
Brad Pitt and I look more and more alike every day. He has a hat. I have a hat. He has jeans. I have jeans. His goatee is going grey. My goatee is going grey.
I can only hope that Angelina Jolie will be able to tell us apart. I don’t need her calling me all hours of the night. I’m done changing diapers.