Angelina Desperate For The Old Brad?Sassy Smith
Did you know some guys let themselves go when they become dads? True. And apparently Angelina Jolie thinks that about her man, Brad Pitt. Now that he’s father to six kiddies, he’s not as concerned with his physical appearance.
Yeah, Brad Pitt is a dog. Or a goat. Yes, Angie calls Brad “Billy Goat Gruff!” Why? Because he’s let himself go and get all scruffy. Hey, the man is busy making pancakes and playing Barbies, he doesn’t have time to live up to the “Sexiest Man Alive” image.
A source said, “Brad originally won Angie over with his sharp-dressed appearance and good grooming. But four years and six kids into their relationship, Brad has allowed himself to fall victim to middle-aged schlubbiness.”
Brad, who is now sporting a goatee, was supposed to shave it off after the filming of Moneyball, but hasn’t yet. Angelina is not happy. An insider said, “When Angelina saw pictures of Brad at the festival, she thought he looked hideous.”
The pal added, “His beard is so unkempt now that she can’t even stand kissing him, and she started calling him ‘Billy Goat Gruff’ to shame him into getting rid of it.”
But Brad is too busy with kids to even think about making himself look perfect. Angelina though, has plans to get her friend and favorite designer, Tom Ford, to help out.
“Angie called Tom personally and handpicked thousands of dollars worth of casual and dress-up clothes for Brad. She’s desperate to get the old, stylish Brad back.”
Yeah, I mean look at him. So gross. He’s totally let himself go. Awful.