Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz: Our Future's So Bright We Gotta Wear Shadessweatpantsmom
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz took son Bronx, 6 months, out to Disney’s A Time For Heroes Celebrity Carnival on Sunday. Pete and Ashlee are wearing sunglasses to fight off the glare of their bright and promising careers. Either that or they’re stalking Michelle Trachtenberg.
I’m trying not to get bitter, but it seems everyone was invited to this event except me. Hey, what do the Wentzes, Miley Cyrus, Heidi Klum and Seal have that I don’t have? Oh, right. Never mind.