Many of us would love to get behind the doors of the Brangelina compound. In my fantasy they have a pony ride and mini carnival going on and the kids are all eating ice cream and having conversations with the talking unicorns that live in the room with the slides made of cotton candy. It only makes sense that because their lives are so surreally blessed, whatever goes on in their home would also be dreamlike.
Weirdly, this scenario is kind of true according to some housekeepers who are spilling the beans. Except its less of a utopian fun palace and more like a circus! And not just any circus: One with hobos!
Brad is apparently a huge bum-like slob and leaves dirty undies, paintbrushes, and architectural magazines all over the place. “Brad’s a pig,” says the source. “And he’s a hoarder too.”
I still find him gorgeous and that’s even after knowing this last bit—he doesn’t shower for days. “Sometimes he just doesn’t feel like it,” continues the source, so he uses baby wipes to clean himself off. “He thinks that’s enough.”
Angie’s still gotta be pretty clean, right? The help, who you would think would be the ones cleaning up this stuff, says “There are always pizza boxes everywhere, food left out to spoil, hair dye on the walls-it’s gross.”
It’s also insanely similar to the way I lived in college. Except without the six kids running wild and leaving “splatters of goop all over the bathroom walls,, mirrors and floors.” Maddox and Pax are the worst, waging toothpaste wars with their younger siblings Zahara and Shiloh.
Angelina also allows them to color on the walls. “She’s really big on letting them express their creativity,” a housekeeper tells Star. “They color in crayon on the walls all the time.”
It may be chaos, but it sure sounds fun.