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Best Celebrity Quotes of 2011 (Photos)

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Charlie Sheen may have had the best quote of the year with "winning!"

“Winning!” Along with Charlie Sheen, we all won in 2011 when it came to amazing celebrity quotes.

We put together a list of the best celebrity quotes given by our favorite celebrity moms and dads! These quotes made us laugh, cry, and even scratch our heads!

Take a look  below and find out why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s kids want them to get married, or what Kris Jenner has to say about her daughter Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage.


  • Angelina Jolie On Her Kids Asking Why Her and Brad Pitt Aren’t Married 1 of 15
    Angelina Jolie On Her Kids Asking Why Her and Brad Pitt Aren't Married
    "Shrek and Fiona are married, you know?"
  • Katherine Heigl Loves Her Family Life 2 of 15
    Katherine Heigl Loves Her Family Life
    "I've never met a single woman who has ever walked away from a one-night stand and been like, 'That was awesome! Oh, my god! Best ever!'"
  • Beyonce Dislikes Rumors 3 of 15
    Beyonce Dislikes Rumors
    "I was on a plane and the flight attendant … was like, 'I have your hot sauce and pickles and bananas.' And I'm like, 'That is absolutely disgusting. What are you doing?' He's like, 'I read it on the Internet.'"
  • Sandra Bullock Laughed So Hard She… 4 of 15
    Sandra Bullock Laughed So Hard She...
    "I went and saw The Book of Mormon on Broadway and was so offended I peed my pants twice. Maybe three times. I lost count, I was so offended!"
  • Robert Downey Jr. Has A Slip Of Tongue 5 of 15
    Robert Downey Jr. Has A Slip Of Tongue
    "I can't say a word. We're having a boy! Sh—, I did it."
  • Pink Loves the Holidays! 6 of 15
    Pink Loves the Holidays!
    "Christmas Tree up. 1st batch of cookies baked and eaten. Menorah out. It's the Holidays b*tches."
  • Alec Baldwin Gets Kicked Off Plane 7 of 15
    Alec Baldwin Gets Kicked Off Plane
    "The lesson I've learned is to keep my phone off when the 1950s gym teacher is on duty."
  • Even though he’s not, Charlie Sheen thinks he’s… 8 of 15
    Even though he's not, Charlie Sheen thinks he's...
    "Winning!"
  • ‘RHONJ’ Melissa Gorga 9 of 15
    'RHONJ' Melissa Gorga
    "Thank you Jesus!"
  • Liam McDermott Is Hollywood’s Funniest Kid 10 of 15
    Liam McDermott Is Hollywood's Funniest Kid
    "Santa says I'm on his good list but I don't think he sees well cause sometimes I'm naughty"
  • Kris Jenner on Daughter Kim Kardashain’s Wedding 11 of 15
    Kris Jenner on Daughter Kim Kardashain's Wedding
    "Kim didn't make a dime out of her wedding." Yeah... right.
  • Orlando Bloom On the Birth Of Flynn 12 of 15
    Orlando Bloom On the Birth Of Flynn
    "(I was) there for every minute ... Peeing in a bottle. I was like, honey, I have to go to the bathroom. (She said) Someone get him a bottle."
  • Mariah Carey Shares First Baby Photo 13 of 15
    Mariah Carey Shares First Baby Photo
    "This is baby Monroe saying 'no pictures dahhhhling' at 7+1/2 weeks… Oh dear."
  • Jessica Simpson Making Her Big Announcement 14 of 15
    Jessica Simpson Making Her Big Announcement
    "It's true I'm going to be a mummy!"
  • Kris Humphries Laying It Down For Kim Kardashian 15 of 15
    Kris Humphries Laying It Down For Kim Kardashian
    "Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you."
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[Photos via PacificCoastNews/Twitter/PR Photos.]

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