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Boyfriend to Snooki: Marry Me and Have My Babies. Rest of World: Noooooo

snookiIs “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki engaged? Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, may be engaged by the time you read this, and babies may not be too far after.  This is disturbing because no matter what your political or religious persuasion, there is one issue I think everyone can agree on: The cast of “Jersey Shore” is not ready to have babies. They can barely get themselves through an episode without succumbing to alcohol poisoning, suffering public humiliation, or making those who respect the English language cry.

But Snooki’s boyfriend has proposed. Now granted, Jeff Miranda may have thought up the least romantic method since a caveman thumped a cavegirl over the head and dragged her to his cave, so perhaps Snooki will refuse. It seems to confirm that Miranda is more interested in fame than anything else.

So how did he propose?

He appears on the cover of the new issue of Steppin’ Out magazine, down on one knee, with the words “Will you marry me?” stripped below him.

Yep, it’s a real proposal, and yep, he’s hoping for children.

“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children,” he tells Steppin’ Out. “I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”

I would seriously pay to see the video of that to see if he kept a straight face.

Well, Snooki, the ball is now in your court. Might I suggest Twitter as the proper place to respond for you media-mad lovers.

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