Britney Spears Doesn't Want To Rub You The Wrong Way


britney-spears-masseuseBritney Spears is training for a new vocation – one that will require her clients to take their clothes off. Line up, boys!

According to British pub the Daily Star, Spears is training to become a masseuse. “Britney wanted to focus her attentions on a new hobby and that’s massage,” a source said. “She has always been interested in herbal and alternative medicines.

“Now she has undergone a herbal detox and had a three-hour class about what oils work on various skin conditions.”

Well you can’t blame a girl for wanting to find a way to support her kids after the pop-career is over.

And it certainly beats head-shaving and beating on cars with umbrellas.