Bruce Willis Takes Meat Fashion to a Whole New Level

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Watch out Lady Gaga… Bruce Willis is stomping on your meat fashion territory!

Bruce Willis showed up on the Late Show with David Letterman sporting an ‘all natural’ organic meat hairpiece last night.  The 100% beef sirloin toupee poked fun at Gaga’s all meat dress that she sported on last month’s MTV Video Music Awards. 

“You’ve dyed your … hair?” Dave said with a straight face as Willis arrived on set.

The gag then took a nasty turn that left Letterman gagging.  Willis pulled out a salt and pepper shaker and asked Dave: “Have you eaten?”

Hopefully we aren’t left writing about how Letterman came down with Salmonella from the bite he took from Willis’ headpiece!