Say what you will about the Kardashians’ Christmas card (over-the-top, ridiculous, an affront to normalcy), it kind of sums up the craziness that is holiday cards when you’re a celebrity. For every fairly normal happy holidays pictures (Trista and Ryan Sutter’s with their two cute kids, for example), there’s a totally weird one. These examples seem to cover every extreme. Click on to see these stars’ holiday cards.
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Adorable family photo with Pete as elf, Ashlee as reindeer, Bronx as miserable toddler.
Evan Lycasek — Nothing says “Gold medalists can be goofballs too” like this cute card.
Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett — But, but, this is so … sweet and normal. Kendra, I expected something more bizarre!
Love Bethenny Frankel. Hate what she did to her daughter in this card.
Hugh Hefner — What, only one girlfriend this year?
Trista and Ryan Sutter — Why do I find it unsurprising that of the two of them, Trista is the one looking at the camera?
Alison Sweeney — “The Biggest Loser” host is a big winner with this simple, candid photo of her husband and two kids.
Lisa Vanderpump — Just as extravagant as you’d expect from a “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star.
Samantha Harris — Dear Samantha, I’m sorry I said all those mean things about you when you were on “Dancing with the Stars.” Please come back and save us from Brooke Burke after you have this new baby.
Octomom — Just when you thought she couldn’t be any more inappropriate, Octomom dons a low-cut tank top for her family Christmas photo.
Jill Harris — The theme of the “Bachelorette’s” card is joy. And yet she looks really unhappy.
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