Our non-scientific, spur-of-the moment guide to celebrities who may potentially create really, really cute offspring. (Or not, in which case we take absolutely zero responsibility.)
– Andrea Zimmerman
Beyonce & Jay-Z
Because it’d practically be born with impeccable baby beat (Thanks, mom!), and a penchant for rhyming books and diamond-encrusted pacifiers (Thanks, dad!).
Portia de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres
Because she’s stunning/soft-spoken/supportive and she’s funny/frank/fabulous. Please, please reconsider?
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling
Because if this former couple was as wildly head over heels as steamy Ali & Noah from the The Notebook, that’d be one love child worth making.
Sandra Bullock & Jesse James
Because we’d love to see the combo of quirky, bubbly actress and tattooed-but-harmless bad boy.
Miranda Lambert & Blake Shelton
Because these down-to-earth country crooners are probably the most normal, unaffected people on the list, and hey, we’re all for more normal, unaffected people populating this planet.
Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem
Because the doe-eyed, big-lipped Jolie-Pitt twins needs some kids to compete with in the good-looks department.
Emily Blunt & John Krasinski
Because if Jim & Pam can’t have kids in real life, the sweet but sharp-witted Brit is an almost-as-swell second choice.
Zooey Deschanel & Ben Gibbard
Because at least one future child deserves big blue eyes, porcelain skin and a penchant for sad, sappy indie rock.
Oprah & Stedman Graham
She’s beyond her baby-making years, but with her open-book attitude and a-ha! moments, we always thought the Queen of Chat would’ve made a great mommy. (She did the next best thing, though, starting the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa.)
Anybody & George Clooney
Because he’s a humanitarian, practical joker, and international sex symbol, and those are genes so worth passing down.