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Outrageous! Best Celebrity Parent Quotes of 2010


  • Neil Patrick Harris on warming up to his new twins with partner David Burtka, The Talk 1 of 26
    Neil Patrick Harris on warming up to his new twins with partner David Burtka, The Talk
    "Everybody said, 'You're going to look into their eyes and you're never going to feel love burst forth like you feel'… I'm like, not so much."
  • Mario Lopez on seeing too much at the birth of his daughter to People 2 of 26
    Mario Lopez on seeing too much at the birth of his daughter to People
    "I peeked over too much … you don’t want to do that ’cause there was a lot going on right there. It was like a CSI episode. So I went back and this beautiful baby girl came out."
  • Madonna on her daughter’s style, W Magazine 3 of 26
    Madonna on her daughter's style, W Magazine
    “There’s always a little bit of a discussion about how short the skirt is…or is there some cleavage showing. And I always say to her, ‘Do you want everybody to be staring at your breasts, or do you want people to talk to you?’”
  • Eminem, 60 Minutes 4 of 26
    Eminem, 60 Minutes
    “I'm a parent. I have daughters. How would I really sound as a person walking around my house, 'B---- pick this up?' Profanity around my house, no. But this is music, this is my art, this is what I do."
  • Britney Spears, Cosmopolitan 5 of 26
    Britney Spears, Cosmopolitan
    "If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."
  • Gisele Bunchen, Harpers Bazaar UK 6 of 26
    Gisele Bunchen, Harpers Bazaar UK
    "I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."
  • Christina Aguilera, Q100 Bert radio show in Atlanta 7 of 26
    Christina Aguilera, Q100 Bert radio show in Atlanta
    "I think it’s important that [Max] sees mommy not be ashamed for her sexuality. We’re art collectors, there are a lot of female nudes around the house. Max will be growing up in a house where it’s just the norm. It’s only weird when you shame it. I’m more confident and comfortable in my own skin. I think I’m even a more sexual Christina.”
  • Julia Roberts on her Botox policy, Elle 8 of 26
    Julia Roberts on her Botox policy, Elle
    "I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded."
  • Jerry O’Connell on dealing with his kids turning the terrible twos, People 9 of 26
    Jerry O'Connell on dealing with his kids turning the terrible twos, People
    "I think my children are actually worse than the terrible twos; they’re just crazy. Listen, everyone says to us, 'It gets better. It gets better.' That has not been my experience. It seems to be worse and worse. My wife and I were talking about splitting up but neither of us want to take the children &mdash
    that's our joke."
  • Pink to Access Hollywood shortly after announcing that she’s pregnant 10 of 26
    Pink to Access Hollywood shortly after announcing that she's pregnant
    "I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids. I think the whole spanking thing and how it’s gotten all PC (politically correct) is for the birds. My dad put me through a wall; it’s the only reason I’m still alive. I deserved it. I would have kicked me out when I was eight.”
  • Jessica Alba on her post-baby body, GQ UK 11 of 26
    Jessica Alba on her post-baby body, GQ UK
    "There's something so amazing about having a child. My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it."
  • Peter Andre, singer and former husband of model Katie Jordan Price on Price giving their two-year-old a makeover, The Daily Mail 12 of 26
    Peter Andre, singer and former husband of model Katie Jordan Price on Price giving their two-year-old a makeover, The Daily Mail
    "It's a two-year-old girl with false eyelashes on, full of make-up, for the whole world to see. To be honest with you I'm disgusted with it. I don't want to see that.”
  • Michelle Duggar on whether they will add a 20th child to the Duggar family, CBS News 13 of 26
    Michelle Duggar on whether they will add a 20th child to the Duggar family, CBS News
    “If the Lord sees fit to let us have another baby."
  • Angelina Jolie on her daughter’s tomboy style, Vanity Fair 14 of 26
    Angelina Jolie on her daughter's tomboy style, Vanity Fair
    “She likes tracksuits, she likes [regular] suits. She likes to dress like a boy. She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys' everything. She thinks she's one of the brothers."
  • Wonder Years star Danica McKellar on the birth of her son, People 15 of 26
    Wonder Years star Danica McKellar on the birth of her son, People
    “At the end I remember yelling, ‘Oh, come on!’ but besides that, I can’t remember what most of the labor was like!”
  • Kaitlin Olson on how both she and her husband, fellow It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Rob McElhenney, will deal with the baby weight they’ve both gained, People 16 of 26
    Kaitlin Olson on how both she and her husband, fellow It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Rob McElhenney, will deal with the baby weight they've both gained, People
    “He’ll lose it right after the pregnancy. When I’m breastfeeding he’ll lose his fat stomach.”
  • Tiffani Thiessen on not getting any sleep after the birth of her daughter, Harper Renn. The Moth 17 of 26
    Tiffani Thiessen on not getting any sleep after the birth of her daughter, Harper Renn. The Moth
    “I’m a walking zombie and I think I’m going to be like that for a while.”
  • Jack Black, Parade 18 of 26
    Jack Black, Parade
    “My best piece of parenting advice? Never try to make a happy child happier. Just leave it alone. When you try and kick it up to another level with a scoop of ice cream or whatever, it ruins everything.”
  • Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath, People 19 of 26
    Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath, People
    “I’ve had a lot of incredible things happen in my life. I didn’t have to do things that I didn’t want to do and people handed me things. Now, it’s all about my children. I’m a part of their world now. There’s no place for my selfishness or my little qualms. They’ve made me selfless.”
  • Law and Order actress Alana de la Garza on how she’s losing the baby weight, Latina 20 of 26
    Law and Order actress Alana de la Garza on how she's losing the baby weight, Latina
    “My method? I chase my husband around the neighborhood as he sits in the back of a pickup truck, holding a fishing pole with an ice cream sandwich dangling seductively from it.”
  • Sandra Bullock on the adoption of her son just weeks before husband Jesse James’ marriage scandal broke headlines, People 21 of 26
    Sandra Bullock on the adoption of her son just weeks before husband Jesse James' marriage scandal broke headlines, People
    "He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way. It's like he's always been a part of our lives."
  • Cher on giving her daughter, Chastity, her blessing for gender-transition surgery, Parade 22 of 26
    Cher on giving her daughter, Chastity, her blessing for gender-transition surgery, Parade
    "She said to me, 'If I'm ever going to do it, I've got to do it now. I'm 40.' I went, 'If you've got to do it, dear, you've got to do it.'"
  • Arrested Development star Jeffrey Tambor on having twins at age 66, Babble 23 of 26
    Arrested Development star Jeffrey Tambor on having twins at age 66, Babble
    “Those who criticize my being old; it’s a privilege to be old. It’s a privilege to age in this society because so many people die young, and I consider it a privilege to be this age and to have children. It’s great. Are you crying?”
  • Modern Family star and mom of three Julie Bowen on whether she’ll have any more children in the future, People 24 of 26
    Modern Family star and mom of three Julie Bowen on whether she'll have any more children in the future, People
    “Oh God, no! No more children! Seriously, I gave my husband a vasectomy with a rusty fork &mdash it’s done.”
  • Bethenny Frankel on cooking for her newborn daughter, People 25 of 26
    Bethenny Frankel on cooking for her newborn daughter, People
    “A monkey could cook better than I do for her. It’s boiling spinach and pureeing it. [Chef] Jean Georges doesn’t need to be coming over anytime soon for that!”
  • Katherine Heigl on her daughter’s relationship with their four dogs, W Magazine 26 of 26
    Katherine Heigl on her daughter's relationship with their four dogs, W Magazine
    “Sometimes it reminds me of The Jungle Book. I’m like, Oh my God &mdash she’s being raised by animals.”

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