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50 Best Celebrity Parenting Tweets


  • Jenny McCarthy 1 of 50
    Jenny McCarthy
    “Does anyone want my uterus? I think I’m pretty much done with it.” @jennymccarthy
  • Busy Philips 2 of 50
    Busy Philips
    “So 17 hours of traveling with my (almost) 2-year-old and there was a paparazzi at LAX. Victoria Beckham I am not. I look like a sweaty rat.” @busyphilips25
  • Debi Mazar 3 of 50
    Debi Mazar
    “On my way to a Dr. Pepper voice over. Kid said ‘can I come?’ She woke up sick and thought Dr. Pepper was a doctor...” @debimazar
  • Bethenny Frankel 4 of 50
    Bethenny Frankel
    “Can I just say that a baby sleeping on your chest is by far the best feeling that you could ever experience in a lifetime?” @bethenny
  • Nicole Richie 5 of 50
    Nicole Richie
    “Cuz nothing compares...nothing compares to poo.” @nicolerichie
  • Jennie Finch 6 of 50
    Jennie Finch
    “A lady asked in dismay, did your son sleep through security? Yes, ma'am, I replied! I trained him well!” @jfinch27
  • Kendra Wilkinson 7 of 50
    Kendra Wilkinson
    “Lil man just had an atomic poop. Lol. How can something so small let out so much poop?” @kendrawilkinson
  • Denise Richards 8 of 50
    Denise Richards
    “Well, I think I've just turned into my parents. I told my girls to stop farting around! Who says that? I think my dad did when we were kids.” @denise_richards
  • Bill Cosby 9 of 50
    Bill Cosby
    “Phone inventor, Alexander Graham Bell, may have thought: “This will eliminate yelling.” Obviously, he did not have children yet.” @billcosby
  • Tori Spelling 10 of 50
    Tori Spelling
    “I said to Stella, ‘You get to go to school today & play and see your friends,’ & she smiled & said, ‘And you're [going to] leave me.’ My heart broke!” @torianddean
  • Ricki Lake 11 of 50
    Ricki Lake
    “I have a new baby...its name is iphone 4! :) :) :)” @msrickilake
  • Michelle Branch 12 of 50
    Michelle Branch
    “I survived my daughter's 5th birthday without crying once! My husband and I are sitting here reminiscing on labor stories. #thatcameoutofme?” @michellebranch
  • Danica McKellar 13 of 50
    Danica McKellar
    “Ever worn a 25-lb heavy vest all day long? This is what being pregnant feels like! Bright side: I think my legs are getting stronger!” @danicamckellar
  • Cindy Crawford 14 of 50
    Cindy Crawford
    “Yay! Last day of school! One of the perks of having kids is getting to experience that feeling of having the whole summer in front of you!” @cindycrawford
  • Shanna Moakler 15 of 50
    Shanna Moakler
    “As much as I loved the puffy paint [and] glitter from my kids, I just got a new dining room table and bar stools! So excited!” @shannamoakler
  • Tiffani Thiessen 16 of 50
    Tiffani Thiessen
    “Okay, this child of mine needs to hurry up. Don't they know outside is so much more fun than inside?” @TAThiessen
  • Scott Baio 17 of 50
    Scott Baio
    “Haha, Bailey just said, ‘Daddy, I'm rich. I have eight dollars.’” @realscottbaio
  • Joel Madden 18 of 50
    Joel Madden
    “Nicole loves Switzerland. She is jealous of me today. I'm jealous of her because she gets to shower. And play with our kids.” @joelmadden
  • Pete Wentz 19 of 50
    Pete Wentz
    “Just asked my son if he's [going to] be a sweet boy on the plane. He responded with the sound, ‘Beep!’ Not sure how to take that.” @petewentz
  • Jenna Elfman 20 of 50
    Jenna Elfman
    “My 3-year-old son is inhaling my filet mignon right now. I've only had one small bite so far. It's almost gone. Oh, the sacrifice.” @jennaonpurpose
  • Brooke Burke 21 of 50
    Brooke Burke
    “My kids were here, decorating my walls. Their abstract art is my favorite!” @brookeburke
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 22 of 50
    Kimora Lee Simmons
    “Am I the only mother who feels like, ‘When is summer vaca over again?’ It’s a lot of kids running all around the house!” @officialkmora
  • Giada De Laurentiis 23 of 50
    Giada De Laurentiis
    “Jade came to set and overheard someone say, ‘No way.’ Now she's always saying, "NO WAY, MAMA!’ I wonder if she knows what it means...” @gdelaurentiis
  • Ashlee Simpson 24 of 50
    Ashlee Simpson
    “Sunday is my favorite day of the week! Hangin with the lil man and dancing to Yo Gabba Gabba. Thanks Andy Sandburg for the sweet moves!” @ashsimpsonwentz
  • Lee Woodruff 25 of 50
    Lee Woodruff
    “Headed out on the college tour weekend w/ my daughter. I'm imagining a car ride w/ her headphones on & some eye rolling. Anyone have any tips?” @leemwoodruff
  • Soleil Moon Frye 26 of 50
    Soleil Moon Frye
    “My four-year-old is pondering big things in life. She turned to us tonight and asked if Barney was a boy or a girl. Hmm…” @moonfrye
  • Jacqueline Laurita, Real Housewives of New York 27 of 50
    Jacqueline Laurita, Real Housewives of New York
    “Just when I think Nick is sleeping, he pops up again. I really would just like to get into the shower. I've been cleaning all day.” @jaclaurita
  • Melissa Joan Hart 28 of 50
    Melissa Joan Hart
    “It's a silent morning here. I wonder what the kids have gotten into.” @mellyjhart
  • Alyson Hannigan 29 of 50
    Alyson Hannigan
    “Just had a Thai massage. Lady walked on me, crawled on me, twisted me like a pretzel, hit me & pulled my hair. It was a lot like playing with [my daughter.]” @anlydenisof
  • Solange Knowles 30 of 50
    Solange Knowles
    “Waterpark madness with Julezie & Momma Tina. When I was a kid, this was so fun. Now that I’m a mom, I'm terrified.” @solangeknowles
  • Jennie Garth 31 of 50
    Jennie Garth
    “I can't even go into the kitchen without at least 1 little helper. They cook, they bake, they clean, they do it all.” @jennigarth
  • Diablo Cody 32 of 50
    Diablo Cody
    “I had a dream we changed the baby's name to Rizzoli.” @diablocody
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck 33 of 50
    Elisabeth Hasselbeck
    “This Tooth Fairy stuff is getting expensive. How many baby teeth we got?” @ehasselbeck
  • Jenna Jameson 34 of 50
    Jenna Jameson
    “I want to go to Chanel and buy everything. But I am responsible. Being a mom really changes a girl.” @jennajameson
  • Alison Sweeney 35 of 50
    Alison Sweeney
    “Megan (18 months) just used the back of every page of my script for tomorrow as scratch paper. Amazing art happening here.” @ali_sweeney
  • Padma Lakshmi 36 of 50
    Padma Lakshmi
    “Ahh! Baby spit up all over computer! Somebody — paper towels stat!” @padmalakshmi
  • Lisa Rinna 37 of 50
    Lisa Rinna
    “The kids are making chocolate chip cookies with the hubby and I hear them singing ‘92 bottles of beer on the wall.’ I have a funny life! :)” @lisarinna
  • Candace Cameron Bure 38 of 50
    Candace Cameron Bure
    “Natasha & I don't share clothes yet — we're close! But we do share shoes now. Her foot is just a tad bigger than mine. Too bad for her! ” @candacecbure
  • Shannon Tweed 39 of 50
    Shannon Tweed
    “I'm slowly approaching absent teen's bedroom after she had unpacked and re-packed for a trip. Wish me well. Call 911 if you don't hear from me...” @shannontweed
  • Sara Gilbert 40 of 50
    Sara Gilbert
    “My son (5) just said, ‘It's Lost Vegas, not Las Vegas.’ Truer words...” @thesaragilbert
  • Marlee Matlin 41 of 50
    Marlee Matlin
    “Watching my daughter at cheer camp was such a proud moment for me and yet I was fully aware of now turning into my mom. OY! :)” @marleematlin
  • Nia Vardalos 42 of 50
    Nia Vardalos
    “Hiding in my office, trying to finish new script before daughter gets home and bosses me around the dollhouse.” @niavardalos
  • Christina Applegate 43 of 50
    Christina Applegate
    “Who are these women who can wear a short dress while pregnant? Seriously, congrats ladies ‘cause it ain’t [going to] happen over here. Yikes!” @1capplegate
  • Alex McCord, Real Housewives of New York 44 of 50
    Alex McCord, Real Housewives of New York
    “Moment #601 that can't happen on camera because of music clearances: 3 boys & mommy singing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’” @mccordalex
  • Holly Robinson Peete 45 of 50
    Holly Robinson Peete
    “OK, I just tried to blowdry flat-iron my son’s mega-fro! Omg, he looks like Snoop Dogg & Cab Calloway meets Sho-nuff from Last Dragon LMAO” @hollyrpeete
  • Travis Barker 46 of 50
    Travis Barker
    “So Alabama finally named the puppy. Drum roll… Panda Zero.” @travisbarker
  • Tony Hawk 47 of 50
    Tony Hawk
    “My daughter has discovered Lady Gaga. She said, ‘Daddy I'm so sorry, we just like to party.’ This is the beginning of the end.” @tonyhawk
  • Jodie Sweetin 48 of 50
    Jodie Sweetin
    “So, Zoie totally got into the Costco can of coffee today and played with it like sand. In the living room. Ah, gotta love 2-year-olds! :)” @jodietweetin
  • Amanda De Cadenet 49 of 50
    Amanda De Cadenet
    “My son just asked me if I loved myself. Profound thinking for a 3-year-old.” @amadadecadenet
  • Kourtney Kardashian 50 of 50
    Kourtney Kardashian
    “Getting a manicure and pedicure...so funny the things u enjoy as a mommy.” @kourtneykardash

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