Michelle Branch

Jenny McCarthy

“Does anyone want my uterus? I think I’m pretty much done with it.” @jennymccarthy

Busy Philips

“So 17 hours of traveling with my (almost) 2-year-old and there was a paparazzi at LAX. Victoria Beckham I am not. I look like a sweaty rat.” @busyphilips25

Debi Mazar

“On my way to a Dr. Pepper voice over. Kid said ‘can I come?’ She woke up sick and thought Dr. Pepper was a doctor...” @debimazar

Bethenny Frankel

“Can I just say that a baby sleeping on your chest is by far the best feeling that you could ever experience in a lifetime?” @bethenny

Nicole Richie

“Cuz nothing compares...nothing compares to poo.” @nicolerichie

Jennie Finch

“A lady asked in dismay, did your son sleep through security? Yes, ma'am, I replied! I trained him well!” @jfinch27

Kendra Wilkinson

“Lil man just had an atomic poop. Lol. How can something so small let out so much poop?” @kendrawilkinson

Denise Richards

“Well, I think I've just turned into my parents. I told my girls to stop farting around! Who says that? I think my dad did when we were kids.” @denise_richards

Bill Cosby

“Phone inventor, Alexander Graham Bell, may have thought: “This will eliminate yelling.” Obviously, he did not have children yet.” @billcosby

Tori Spelling

“I said to Stella, ‘You get to go to school today & play and see your friends,’ & she smiled & said, ‘And you're [going to] leave me.’ My heart broke!” @torianddean

Ricki Lake

“I have a new baby...its name is iphone 4! :) :) :)” @msrickilake

Michelle Branch

“I survived my daughter's 5th birthday without crying once! My husband and I are sitting here reminiscing on labor stories. #thatcameoutofme?” @michellebranch

Danica McKellar

“Ever worn a 25-lb heavy vest all day long? This is what being pregnant feels like! Bright side: I think my legs are getting stronger!” @danicamckellar

Cindy Crawford

“Yay! Last day of school! One of the perks of having kids is getting to experience that feeling of having the whole summer in front of you!” @cindycrawford

Shanna Moakler

“As much as I loved the puffy paint [and] glitter from my kids, I just got a new dining room table and bar stools! So excited!” @shannamoakler

Tiffani Thiessen

“Okay, this child of mine needs to hurry up. Don't they know outside is so much more fun than inside?” @TAThiessen

Scott Baio

“Haha, Bailey just said, ‘Daddy, I'm rich. I have eight dollars.’” @realscottbaio

Joel Madden

“Nicole loves Switzerland. She is jealous of me today. I'm jealous of her because she gets to shower. And play with our kids.” @joelmadden

Pete Wentz

“Just asked my son if he's [going to] be a sweet boy on the plane. He responded with the sound, ‘Beep!’ Not sure how to take that.” @petewentz

Jenna Elfman

“My 3-year-old son is inhaling my filet mignon right now. I've only had one small bite so far. It's almost gone. Oh, the sacrifice.” @jennaonpurpose

Brooke Burke

“My kids were here, decorating my walls. Their abstract art is my favorite!” @brookeburke

Kimora Lee Simmons

“Am I the only mother who feels like, ‘When is summer vaca over again?’ It’s a lot of kids running all around the house!” @officialkmora

Giada De Laurentiis

“Jade came to set and overheard someone say, ‘No way.’ Now she's always saying, "NO WAY, MAMA!’ I wonder if she knows what it means...” @gdelaurentiis

Ashlee Simpson

“Sunday is my favorite day of the week! Hangin with the lil man and dancing to Yo Gabba Gabba. Thanks Andy Sandburg for the sweet moves!” @ashsimpsonwentz

Lee Woodruff

“Headed out on the college tour weekend w/ my daughter. I'm imagining a car ride w/ her headphones on & some eye rolling. Anyone have any tips?” @leemwoodruff

Soleil Moon Frye

“My four-year-old is pondering big things in life. She turned to us tonight and asked if Barney was a boy or a girl. Hmm…” @moonfrye

Jacqueline Laurita, Real Housewives of New York

“Just when I think Nick is sleeping, he pops up again. I really would just like to get into the shower. I've been cleaning all day.” @jaclaurita

Melissa Joan Hart

“It's a silent morning here. I wonder what the kids have gotten into.” @mellyjhart

Alyson Hannigan

“Just had a Thai massage. Lady walked on me, crawled on me, twisted me like a pretzel, hit me & pulled my hair. It was a lot like playing with [my daughter.]” @anlydenisof

Solange Knowles

“Waterpark madness with Julezie & Momma Tina. When I was a kid, this was so fun. Now that I’m a mom, I'm terrified.” @solangeknowles

Jennie Garth

“I can't even go into the kitchen without at least 1 little helper. They cook, they bake, they clean, they do it all.” @jennigarth

Diablo Cody

“I had a dream we changed the baby's name to Rizzoli.” @diablocody

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

“This Tooth Fairy stuff is getting expensive. How many baby teeth we got?” @ehasselbeck

Jenna Jameson

“I want to go to Chanel and buy everything. But I am responsible. Being a mom really changes a girl.” @jennajameson

Alison Sweeney

“Megan (18 months) just used the back of every page of my script for tomorrow as scratch paper. Amazing art happening here.” @ali_sweeney

Padma Lakshmi

“Ahh! Baby spit up all over computer! Somebody — paper towels stat!” @padmalakshmi

Lisa Rinna

“The kids are making chocolate chip cookies with the hubby and I hear them singing ‘92 bottles of beer on the wall.’ I have a funny life! :)” @lisarinna

Candace Cameron Bure

“Natasha & I don't share clothes yet — we're close! But we do share shoes now. Her foot is just a tad bigger than mine. Too bad for her! ” @candacecbure

Shannon Tweed

“I'm slowly approaching absent teen's bedroom after she had unpacked and re-packed for a trip. Wish me well. Call 911 if you don't hear from me...” @shannontweed

Sara Gilbert

“My son (5) just said, ‘It's Lost Vegas, not Las Vegas.’ Truer words...” @thesaragilbert

Marlee Matlin

“Watching my daughter at cheer camp was such a proud moment for me and yet I was fully aware of now turning into my mom. OY! :)” @marleematlin

Nia Vardalos

“Hiding in my office, trying to finish new script before daughter gets home and bosses me around the dollhouse.” @niavardalos

Christina Applegate

“Who are these women who can wear a short dress while pregnant? Seriously, congrats ladies ‘cause it ain’t [going to] happen over here. Yikes!” @1capplegate

Alex McCord, Real Housewives of New York

“Moment #601 that can't happen on camera because of music clearances: 3 boys & mommy singing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’” @mccordalex

Holly Robinson Peete

“OK, I just tried to blowdry flat-iron my son’s mega-fro! Omg, he looks like Snoop Dogg & Cab Calloway meets Sho-nuff from Last Dragon LMAO” @hollyrpeete

Travis Barker

“So Alabama finally named the puppy. Drum roll… Panda Zero.” @travisbarker

Tony Hawk

“My daughter has discovered Lady Gaga. She said, ‘Daddy I'm so sorry, we just like to party.’ This is the beginning of the end.” @tonyhawk

Jodie Sweetin

“So, Zoie totally got into the Costco can of coffee today and played with it like sand. In the living room. Ah, gotta love 2-year-olds! :)” @jodietweetin

Amanda De Cadenet

“My son just asked me if I loved myself. Profound thinking for a 3-year-old.” @amadadecadenet

Kourtney Kardashian

“Getting a manicure and pedicure...so funny the things u enjoy as a mommy.” @kourtneykardash

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