Charlie Sheen's Best Parenting Moments


  • Americas Strangest Home Videos 1 of 11
    Americas Strangest Home Videos
    Charlie shares his home videos with the world — silly us, we always thought home videos were for showing off the cute things our kids do.
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  • Charlies Anti-Drug: Winning! 2 of 11
    Charlies Anti-Drug: Winning!
    Hey, look kids — Daddy’s face is on a t-shirt!
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  • Carpe Diem, Kids 3 of 11
    Carpe Diem, Kids
    Charlie talks about his addiction: “I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks. Because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go.”
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  • For the Charlie Sheens of Tomorrow 4 of 11
    For the Charlie Sheens of Tomorrow
    Every father dreams of the day when his quotes start inspiring onesie fashion.
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  • What Not to Say When Trying to Get Custody 5 of 11
    What Not to Say When Trying to Get Custody
    In an interview with People, Charlie said, “Here’s the good news: If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane.” Don’t worry judge, he’s only regular insane.
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  • Mind if I Smoke? 6 of 11
    Mind if I Smoke?
    Charlie’s interview with 20/20 is full of parenting gems, from smoking like a chimney throughout the talk to commenting on paying child support: “I was kind of counting on some of that money to get me through the summer, you know, now I gotta work.” A working dad — how horrifying.
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  • Fishing 101 7 of 11
    Fishing 101
    “I don’t believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term,” Charlie told TMZ. We can only imagine what a fishing trip would be like with Charlie: “Ok kids, first you put the worm on the hook, cast the line, and then you hit rock bottom.”
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  • Home Sweet Home 8 of 11
    Home Sweet Home
    Charlie introduced his “goddesses” on the Today Show while at his “Sober Valley Lodge” — we can’t decide which part of this home life would be most confusing to a kid.
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  • Can’t Process it? 9 of 11
    Can't Process it?
    Charlie revealed his newest tattoo, the words “Death from above” with blood dripping onto an apple. He said the apple was inspired by the children’s book, The Giving Tree. Aw, how…sweet?
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  • Is Tiger Blood Hereditary? 10 of 11
    Is Tiger Blood Hereditary?
    On the Today Show, Charlie Sheen claimed he has “tiger blood and Adonis DNA.” We wonder — does that mean his kids have Adonis DNA (and tiger blood!) too?
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  • Twitter Champion 11 of 11
    Twitter Champion
    Ah, finally a reason for Charlie’s kids to be proud: Their dad now holds a Guinness World Record! Charlie beat out Oprah’s previously held record when his Twitter account gained more than 1 million followers in 24 hours. More powerful than Oprah? Winning!
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