Charlie Sheen NOT Going to Rehab: Rehab is Going to Him!

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Charlie Sheen is NOT going to rehab!

So much for Charlie Sheen going to rehab.  Apparently rehab is going to him!

The Two and a Half Men star won’t be checking into any rehab facility and get the help he so needs.  Sources say that professionals will be coming to him instead!

You heard right. Sheen will undergo treatment at home… the same place where he hosts his crazy parties, including the one which landed him in the hospital last week!

“Charlie has put together a team that he trusts to help get him sober once and for all,” says Two and a Half Men producer Mark Burg.

The hit CBS sitcom will “work around Charlie’s sobriety schedule,” Burg said.

Work around HIS schedule?  Is that how rehab is supposed to work???

I guess when you’re making $2 million per episode for a hit TV sitcom, YOU get to decide how and when you get treatment and by whom!

“Everybody hopes his recovery is quick and new episodes are back on the air as soon as possible,” said Burg.

New episodes will air on February 7 and February 14.

As for Charlie’s quick recovery?  Something tells me this “home rehab” just ain’t gotta work.

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