Buy a t-shirt with Charlie’s tips for winning! At the very least you need to get your “rock star from Mars” a bi-winning.
According to Sheen, “I’m bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.” You can get Charlie Sheen’s quote about “bi-winning” on livethesheendream.com. Everyone knows you can never have too many trucker hats that say “Total, bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”
There’s a ton of Charlie Sheen quote products to choose from if you need a funny (but weird) gift. Put a little tiger blood in your morning coffee! Sheen is like a Starbucks for bizarre quotes, because he serves up a fresh dose of crazy EVERY DAY. Who can forget Sheen’s wisdom on age and boogers?
Can’t get the gift there in time? Send an ecard! Someecards has a new collection of WINNING ecards with crazy Sheen quotes that you can pass along to someone you love. Or someone you don’t love, depending on the quote. More someecards here.